Abnormally Favorable Conditions
I do not care for this AT ALL! #whywouldyoudothistome? #scurred #uglymug #SalemMA (at The Ugly Mug Diner)

I do not care for this AT ALL! #whywouldyoudothistome? #scurred #uglymug #SalemMA (at The Ugly Mug Diner)

Big K. #wakeup (at Front Street Coffeehouse)

Big K. #wakeup (at Front Street Coffeehouse)

I’m #horny. #SalemMA #October #homogram #beard #instabear

I’m #horny. #SalemMA #October #homogram #beard #instabear

I’m the best pool-playing porkachon ever!

I’m the best pool-playing porkachon ever!

I saved a puppy! #selflesshero #holdyourapplause

I saved a puppy! #selflesshero #holdyourapplause

Going camping. #beercamp

Going camping. #beercamp

Last of the season. #SamAdams #SamSummer

Last of the season. #SamAdams #SamSummer

I might be a grown man, but LOOK AT THAT #BUBBLE ! #Salem #SalemMA (at Downtown Salem District)

I might be a grown man, but LOOK AT THAT #BUBBLE ! #Salem #SalemMA (at Downtown Salem District)

Now that’s #irony #10000kniveswhenallyouneedisaspoon

Now that’s #irony #10000kniveswhenallyouneedisaspoon